Call Me Out Meme

[hurricane_chris]

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Shirou Emiya

[puppy_lancer]

[Somewhere along the line, Shirou messed up and took the Misaya route. As a result, he's now being dangled upside down from a roof by her overprotective dog of a Servant.]

Alright kid. Before you date my Master, you should know a couple of things. Of course, you know exactly what those things are, right?

[wontdieifkilled]

[Shirou's trying to reach for his legs. Good thing he's got strong abs, or he'd be really sore tomorrow.]

Hey, come on, pull me up already! We can't discuss anything like this!

[puppy_lancer]

Nope. Wrong answer.

[With that, Shirou is dropped off of the roof to his death. Or, he would have been had Lancer not caught him by his ankle seconds after letting him go with all the speed befitting the fastest Servant class.]

Guess again. Tell me what you think we're going to be discussing.

[wontdieifkilled]

Dammit, how am I supposed to be doing that when I'm fearing for my life?!

Lancer is terrible

[puppy_lancer]

Doesn't fear for your life stimulate the juices of you brain? It's also supposed to make you better with listening.

[He sounds like they're discussing the weather and not whether or not Shirou would be thrown off a roof and killed.]

Shirou Emiya

[saber_sayaka]

...Shirou.

[Oktavia sits down next to him on the back porch.]

What you did today...it was dangerous. You save my life. I will thank you for that. But please...do not attempt it ever again. I am your Servant. I should be the one to protect you. You should just wait somewhere safe until the end of the War.

[wontdieifkilled]

...What? Are you saying you want me to find a place to hide and just shut myself off from the rest of the world?

[saber_sayaka]

Yes. Otherwise, you will be in danger from other Servants and Masters who are targeting you.

[wontdieifkilled]

I can't. That'd go against everything I stand for. I have to be out there, or I can't help people, and I made a promise that I'd do that.

*Assumes previous CR and gives no fucks*

[reckless_but_loyal]

Hey, Ike. I've a question for you.

[blue_flames]

...Hm? What do you want to ask?

[reckless_but_loyal]

That thing where you throw your sword up in the air, was that difficult to learn?

[Today on "Questions that can only lead to good places"....]

[blue_flames]

...Um...

[He wasn't expecting a question like that. He doesn't really discuss Aether.]

Why are you asking?

athrun ◆ zala

[the_galaxyfairy]

[ Athrun was looking pretty serious that day after she returned from her usual rehearsals. She dropped her guitar and other music gear on the floor by the door and quickly made her way towards him trying to surprise him.

Of course, she was already aware that he probably knew she was here.

If he was expecting a tackle/kiss. Think again, this was Sheryl Nome ----

--- she shoves. ]

I'm home!~

[infinitejustice]

[If Sheryl was expecting Athrun to stumble and fall, she'd be sorely mistaken. Because Athrun did know that Sheryl was home, and he was prepared. So he just took a few steps forward as if he were walking and then turned to look at her.]

Can't surprise me every time, you know.

[the_galaxyfairy]

[ She pouts and crosses her arms. Though she knew this would happen, it was still a bit upsetting that he had to take away her fun. It always did ... seem to her that his strength was not like anyone she had ever met before.

Supposedly, you'd think you'd at least be able to make him lose his balance ... but he never does. In all the time she'd known him since they were 'married.' ]

Do you always have to take away my fun, Athrun?

[infinitejustice]

[That got Athrun to raise a quizzical eyebrow.]

Surely you have other means of having fun besides trying to surprise me. Don't you?

asem ◆ asuno

[risette_truestory]

[ This was not Rise's day.

Just a few days back in the city and she was already being hounded and followed by more than a dozen reporters. Even when she was disguised so well. How they managed to recognize her was a mystery. She had been running from them for twenty minutes, but she still couldn't shake off the last ten.

As she was running, she wasn't looking at where she was going and bumped into another person.

Her glasses and hat fell ... now the surrounding population knew who she was. Now she knows she was in trouble. ]

Hey! Isn't that Risette?!

[second_destiny]

[Asem had been minding his own business. He was running an errand for the mini baja team, so he had a plastic bag full of parts in his right hand. He was walking back to school, vaguely registering the growing din of a crowd, when someone bumped into him from behind and caused him to stumble.]

Whoa!

[Asem whirled around. Now he saw where the noise was coming from. He also saw why -- in fact, he recognized the girl in question. Chronic Hero Syndrome kicked in.]

Hey! Break it off, all of you! Can't you see she wants her privacy?!

[risette_truestory]

[ Rise had been ready to bolt when what Asem had said suddenly made her stop. She had actually been afraid that he too would be hounding her for her autograph and maybe a date.

He surprised her. No one ever tried to 'save' her like this before.

Unfortunately, the crowd didn't seem to want to stop and slowly began to approach her. She picks up her glasses and hat again. ]

That won't stop them, sempai ...

I hope you can run fast ...

[ She grabs his hand and began running a different direction with Asem in tow. ]

[second_destiny]

What are you -- whoa, hey!

[Asem wasn't expecting to be grabbed like that. He quickly starts running so he can keep pace.]

Wh-where are we going?

Rider, because he totally needs more out of place people in his life

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

[So he's finally settled into Fuyuki City; with everything in Inaba done and over with, now was the time to kick back, relax, and finally live his life.

...Or so he thought. Everywhere he goes, it seems like luck has another Journey in store for him... so here he was, ass firmly planted onto the floor after a mishap which resulted in the sudden appearance of a certain gorgon--not that he ever knew who it was that just showed up right in front of his face.]

What on--?

[gorgeous_gorgon]

[From that angle, Rider's already impressive height lent to make her seem even more imposing. She had no weapons drawn -- at least not yet.]

Leave.

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

[He wasn't about to get intimidated, not when he's already faced death at least once...though he does get up once he's shaken off his initial shock. Something about this doesn't sit well with him and he's not about to step back until he finds out what.]

I'm not going away without a good reason to.

[gorgeous_gorgon]

This is for your own good. Do not meddle in affairs that do not concern you.

You will not receive another warning.